next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
son, the universe is made up of millions of tiny things. you’re just going to have to accept that your penis is one of them
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the motto
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die